Brandon Hilton get the FUCK over yourself!

A few months ago I came across the myspace for Brandon "Hilton". At first I was interested in how self aware and "interesting" he was. I added him to my friend's list and even left him a few positive comments from time to time.

As the weeks went on I began realizing the uncanny resemblance between him and Jeffree Star. It was so easy to see that Brandon wanted to be Jeffree. Take a look at his pictures most are stolen right from Jeffree's myspace. I found this funny because he tried to pull it off as if he was so fucking original.

I went from liking him to just pitying him and now I could give a shit about him. He's now just a joke that I show to my friends when they need a good laugh. The first thing they notice is the Jeffree Star ripoffs or the generic versions of KiKi Kannibal Jewelry.

Brandon actually has the audacity to say that Kiki is the bitch who copied him. This makes me laugh harder than anything. He alway's tries to say he is so original when there is nothing original about him. Last year he supposedly went as far as saying that he was going to have his own reality series. What a FUCKING tool.

Tonight the rough cut of his single "plastic face" came out. The first thing that came to mind when reading that title was, yep you guessed it, JEFFREE STAR. The song was full of loud cliched bakground music and you could barely hear his voice.

I tried to give him some constructive criticism. BAD IDEA. He replied telling me that he doesn't care what people think about it becuase he'll be the one making the "$$$". Is he so stupid that he doesn't realize that if the song sucks as much dick as it does right now, noone will buy it? He then told me that his lyrics are amazing and lyric writing is one of the things he does amazingly well... BITCH PLEASE! A retarded blind child could write better rhymes than the shit put into "plastic face".

There's my rant. I'm glad to get it out. If you want to laugh at this joke with me please feel free to go this address: http://www.myspace.com/brandonhiltonmusic

His bulletins are the best thing ever, so make sure to add him as a friend and laugh with me (and everyone else).

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